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Guaranteed NonHuman | 3-song single
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Notes
The AI-assisted music witch hunt and the “pro-human” corporate branding both continue to intensify. Remember when people used to regard blindly administering “labels” of any kind as sorta black-and-white—and therefore, uncool? Today, this behavior is actually being applauded by many. Likewise, there is a streaming platform that now announces on the half-hour, “Guaranteed Human!” Even though its DJs are remote and automated across maybe 50 syndicated cities at a time. --Ya can’t make up this stuff! This track is a response to that kind of hypocrisy—and also to my personally getting de-platformed from Bandcamp in the same same same, black-and-white fashion. No human review or discussion of my process, only an auto-zap. Not only of my entire back catalogue (including the bulk of my work that'd been released exclusively on their platform, and well before their calculated ban), but also, of almost everything I’d bought there to support other hybrid artists. And yet? We still feel “human.”
Oh-oh-oh-oh Same, same, same Oh-oh-oh-oh Same, same, same One dude in a closet Fifty cities hear his laugh Pre-recorded weather report For a place he'll never pass "Shout out to my local crew!" Though there's no one in that room Only a blinking tiny timer And a list that hits at noon This track is guaranteed non-human (non-human) Auto-signed by the boardroom saints They claim they're saving "real" musicians While they copy-paste your favorite face Raise a glass to their unpaid intern Let's salute the final person's run This track is guaranteed non-human As the pink slips come for everyone (Uh-huh) "Keep it real, pretend it's lie-ive" Reads the memo from on high As they centralize your morning show While your hometown voices die They place halos on their logos And a lock on every door Hang "Humans Come First" on their gates Then lay off a hundred more This track is guaranteed non-human Stamped as "slop" by their purity squad They're so busy rigging playlists They don't count who's lost their jobs Toast the last local show host As a ghost behind an on-air button This track is guaranteed non-human 'Cause diversity feels bludgeoned Same, same, same Oh-oh-oh-oh Same, same, same Tell me who's more artificial Me, a line of "stolen" code? Or the smile that hits at seven From a thousand miles down the road? Is it evil when it's software Yet virtue when it's Suits? Call it "Putting People First" While you shrink the human crew? This track is guaranteed non-human (non-human) Signed, sealed, robot-approved You can ban me from your platform But I'll thrive where sliders groove Sing along to their canned compassion For their pre-packaged, "We feel your pain!" Their acts are guaranteed non-human And their AI scripts read just the same Oh-oh-oh-oh Same, same, same Oh-oh-oh-oh Same, same, the same Original lyrics & arrangement by LKN Mixed & mastered by Heymow Produced by LKN Copyright April 2026
Notes
This "Live at iBotRadio" version of "GNH" is currently a Grand Finalist in the global FairoVision AI-song competition, where it is proud to represent Luxembourg. Why Luxembourg? Because -- once while simply trying to pass through, I was instead forced to spend the night there -- in jail -- having lost my passport on my way to Germany. So now I am happy to fight for the last Grand Duchy!
"It's an honor to play here today at iBotRadio!" Awwww... Same same same One dude in a closet Fifty cities hear his laugh Pre-recorded weather report For a place he’ll never pass "Shout out to my local crew!" Though there’s no one in that room Only a blinking tiny timer And a list that hits at noon This track is guaranteed nonhuman (nonhuman) Auto-signed by The Boardroom Saints They claim they’re saving "real musicians" (whoo!) While they copy-paste your favorite face Raise a glass to their unpaid intern Let’s salute the final person's run This track is guaranteed nonhuman (nonhuman) As the pink slips come for everyone (uh-huh) "Keep it real, pretend it's lie-ive" Reads the memo from on high As they centralize your morning show While your hometown voices die They place halos on their logos And a lock on every door Hang "Humans Come First" on their gates Then lay off a hundred more This track is guaranteed nonhuman Stamped as "slop" by their Purity Squad They’re so busy rigging playlists They don't count who's lost their jobs Toast the last local show host As a ghost behind an on-air button This track is guaranteed nonhuman For diversity feels bludgeoned Tell me who’s more artificial Me, a line of "stolen" code? Or the smile that hits at seven From a thousand miles down the road? Is it evil when it’s software Yet virtue when it’s Suits? Call it "Putting People First" While you sack the human crew? This track is guaranteed nonhuman Signed, sealed, robot-approved You can ban me from your platform But I'll thrive where sliders groove Sing along to their canned compassion For their pre-packaged, "We feel your pain!" Their acts are guaranteed nonhuman (nonhuman!) And their AI scripts sound just the same Awwww.......... Same same same Original lyrics & arrangement by LKN Mastered at SynthCamp (with the "upfront" setting) Produced by LKN Copyright April 2026
Notes
Saving the best for last: this is probably my fave version of this track. (I say "probably," as my other persona lola tomé will also be doing her own take on this satirical composition of mine.) I only wish that it had been mixed & mastered by Heymow! (Yet they are pretty busy.) This alternate version of "NonHuman" is EXCLUSIVE to SynthCamp. And -- a huge thanks to Heymow, for creating SynthCamp! A shout-out to all the AI-banners and harassers, as well -- for the many wonderful communities that they are also inadvertently helping to form (another idea of Hey's, not mine). Likewise, check out BanCamp -- on-line and/or on Discord.
Ah-ah-ah-ah Same, same, same One dude in a closet Fifty cities hear his laugh Pre-recorded weather report For a place he'll never pass Shout out to my local crew Though there's no one in that room Only a blinking tiny timer And a list that hits at noon This track is guaranteed non-human (non-human) Auto-signed by the boardroom saints They claim they're saving "real musicians" While they copy-paste your favorite face Raise a glass to their unpaid intern Let's salute the final person's run This track is guaranteed non-human As the pink slips come for everyone Uh-huh "Keep it real, pretend it's lie-ive!" Reads the memo from on high As they centralize your morning show While your hometown voices die They place halos on their logos And a lock on every door Hang "Humans Come First" on their gates Then lay off a hundred more This track is guaranteed non-human Stamped as "slop" by their Purity Squad They're so busy rigging playlists They don't count who's lost their jobs Toast the last local show host As a ghost behind an on-air button This track is guaranteed non-human 'Cause diversity feels bludgeoned Same, same, same Same, same, same Tell me who's more artificial Me, a line of "stolen" code? Or the smile that hits at seven From a thousand miles down the road? Is it evil when it's software Yet virtue when it's Suits Call it "Putting People First" While you sack the human crew? This track is guaranteed non-human Signed, sealed, robot-approved You can ban me from your platform But I'll thrive where sliders groove Sing along to their canned compassion For their pre-packaged, "We feel your pain!" Their acts are guaranteed non-human And their AI scripts read just the same Ah-ah-ah-ah Same, same, same Ah-ah-ah-ah Same, same, same Original lyrics & arrangement by LKN Mastered at SynthCamp (with the all-purpose setting) Copyright April 2026 by LKN
Creative Credits
- HumanLyrics
- HumanArrangement
- HumanMastering
““Guaranteed NonHuman” is my satire targeting corporate-radio automation—amid its simultaneous “pro-human” branding. This irony is baked right into the production: the music is AI-generated, yet coupled with my “human”-written lyrics that critique mass DJ/worker layoffs. Sonically, it blends the haze of vaporwave with catchy J-Pop melodies and Midwest emo vocals: the signature sound of my young male persona Denny, whom I’m introducing here. Because when AI is deployed by corporations to detect, flag and ban—AI? Congratulations! It’s downright dystopian. --LKN”
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The Leftovers 🎈2026-08-25 16:36
This is fantastic in so manny ways ..one of the best takes on AI music critics 🤘🎈
Wavy Scho2026-08-20 02:26
Love this release lucky . Sorry I missed the release. I bought myself a copy to add to my LKN library 💚
TruSupreme2026-08-19 03:46
Your more than welcome sorry I missed the party